It Takes Two…

Featuring:

** DISCLAIMER: In the spirit of things, here are two conjoined (wink!) event descriptions! **

1) Literal

It takes two to make it out of sight!

It takes two to tango!

It takes two is the title of a Kirstie Alley/Steve Guttenberg/Olson Twins blockbuster!

It takes two to carry on a Sunday Service show!!

Taz “Lonewolf” VanRassell will be away making kids laugh, and Aaron “Lonelywolf” Read will be picking the distracted parents’ pockets, and so it’ll be up to Kevin “Best Buddy” Lee and Ryan “Fave Friend” Beil to keep it real!

9pm
Sunday
53 W Broadway
$5

2) Stupid

Once upon a time, there was an evil wizard who ruled over the land. The people were too afraid to confront him for fear of reprisal. And so it was up to two brave souls, and unlikely pairing the likes of those in Lethal Weapon, Rush Hour, 48 Hours, Midnight Run, Money Train, and Bad Boys –

Detective Uriel Farsberger — a turtle

and

Lieutenant Mr. Skittles — a cat.

They defied the wizard, and their prejudices, and, in doing so much defying, they defeated the evil wizard. But not without being the recipients of the wizards final, damning spell before being sucked into the Dark Zone for Eternity.

The spell was that every 2, 222, 222, 222nd of their offspring would come out double! That’s right! a twofer! a double-whammy! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

It wasn’t a very well-thought-out punishment for the two, as they were fine, and the so-called “twofers” would gain plenty of fame and strength of character. To his credit, the Wizard didn’t exactly think he’d be ousted to the Dark Zone by a couple of housepets.

Come see the cat and turtle of the improv scene, Kevin Lee and Ryan Beil, as they hold down the fort this Sunday!

9pm
53 W Broadway
$5

Posted  12/05/09